canine affairs
Hunter J. Marcus is our Executive Vice President for Canine Affairs.
He eats like a shark, swims like a dolphin, soars like an eagle, and thinks he's a person. He sleeps on a human bed, travels on the front seat of the car, and drinks Poland Spring water.
Technically, Hunter is a Golden Retriever. He was born in 2001 and weighs about 100 pounds. Most of it is rotisserie chicken from Costco. If given the chance, Hunter would eagerly devour the insole of a shoe, a potholder, or the foam from inside a toy.
He eats like a shark, swims like a dolphin, soars like an eagle, and thinks he's a person. He sleeps on a human bed, travels on the front seat of the car, and drinks Poland Spring water.
Technically, Hunter is a Golden Retriever. He was born in 2001 and weighs about 100 pounds. Most of it is rotisserie chicken from Costco. If given the chance, Hunter would eagerly devour the insole of a shoe, a potholder, or the foam from inside a toy.
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